So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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