I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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