would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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