So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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