a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Randomize