you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
it was like eating out sand paper
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
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