She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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