No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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