i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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