I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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