But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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