Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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