Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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