it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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