Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
They took my balls.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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