I want to have your abortion
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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