At least make sure they are 18
Why
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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