I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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