ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Pants are for mortals
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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