What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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