Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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