i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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