He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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