I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
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