When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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