we're blogging at a bar
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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