The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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