so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize