I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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