So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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