We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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