yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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