Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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