I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
it hurts more in the daytime
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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