i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
a search helicopter?!
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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