Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize