He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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