Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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