Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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