$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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