your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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