Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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