And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
