i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
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