my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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