Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Watching her eat just hurts me
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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