No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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