Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
God, I missed his penis.
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