Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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