You're completely useless in the revolution.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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