i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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