Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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