That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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