It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
There's even glitter on my cock...
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