Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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