The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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