we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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