you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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