the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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